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One Name Doesn't Seem To Fit Into The Rest Of Jack Wilshere's Ultimate 5-A-Side

One Name Doesn't Seem To Fit Into The Rest Of Jack Wilshere's Ultimate 5-A-Side

Just no!

Ryan Sidle

Ryan Sidle

If you were good enough at sport to ever be the 'captain' when it came to choosing teams then well done to you, I hope it felt big picking me last. Sorry, clearly I have some issues. Anyway no one would blame you for picking your mate first even if he wasn't good enough to be a first pick but Jack Wilshere is just taking the piss here.

Everyone's favourite walking wounded was doing a Twitter Q&A the other day. Seriously who keeps allowing these things, they just get taken over by bitter Spurs fans having a laugh because he's always injured and smoking but still has two more FA Cup winners medals than pretty much all of their squad.

Anyway some actual questions did get through and one chap asked Wilshere to pick his 5-a-side team, a classed SPORTbible article if I ever saw one, and the Arsenal midfielder picked Lionel Messi, Zinedine Zidane, Wojciech Szczesny, Ronaldinho and David Beckham. WAIT! Hold on! Zidane? What the hell....

Watch it again, he even manages to keep a straight face when he says Szczesny. That's either top class acting or well I've no idea what the other answer is.

SZczesny can't even get in the Arsenal squad and was sent on loan to Roma last season. He's got to be on the wind up, right?

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