When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Sergio Ramos went missing for about 10 minutes in the latter stages of Real Madrid's La Liga game against Eibar on Saturday.
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Where did the skipper go?
Well, bluntly, he needed a shit!
Cristiano Ronaldo opened the scoring against Eibar, but the hosts then leveled through Ivan Rumis.
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And in the 76th minute, with the game one-a-piece, Ramos left the field of play. Yet returned 10 minutes later.
Ramos actually shit himself during the match, and was forced to visit the bathroom to take a dump. In that time, Ronaldo restored Real's lead, eventually securing all-three points.
Zinedine Zidane confirmed his whereabouts by confirming he needed the No.2.
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"I think Sergio [Ramos] had to take a shit, he went to the toilet and returned in a minute," the Real Madrid boss said about Ramos' disappearance.
Here's how Ramos responded:
"Nature calls... Out & back in... Reload..."
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HE SHITS WHEN HE WANTS, SERGIO RAMOS, HE SHITS WHEN HE WANTS!!
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