Let's be serious, Adebayo 'BEAST' Akinfenwa has a better chance of flying than receiving an England call-up in the coming months but we can all dream.
But typically, the strongest player on FIFA has called out new England manager Sam Allardyce, offering himself to play for his national side but under one condition.
The 34-year-old has told Big Sam that he is ready for the call-up but only if chicken is served for a pre-match snack.
Akinfenwa, who recently joined Wycombe Wanderers, is ready to become England's new number 9. He suggested that he should play the last 17 minutes of a game and his strike partner should be Andy Carroll.
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Imagine the scenes.
Akinfenwa said the following to Partypoker's 'Big Bluff' event:
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What you saying, Sam?
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