You start to lose count of the amount of times you've written about something ridiculous happening to Mario Balotelli and certainly you forget just how many ridiculous situations he's been in. The latest doesn't top the lot but it's peak Balotelli nonetheless.
To be honest it would be difficult to stop naming all the daft things that the Italian striker has done but just to prove the point he's the only man who could have done an interview soley based on stuff he's reportedly done.
Robbie Savage can't get over the fact that Balotelli can't put a bib on,. That's Robbie Savage a man who can barely string a sentence together!
An interview for BBC with one of the Gallagher brothers, I presume Noel (but can't remember) because he's the less angry one, revealed that Balotelli had never driven around Manchester dressed like Santa giving out money- shock!
However the former Manchester City striker did of course get confused with how to put a training bib on!
And he was at it again tonight for his current club Nice. The striker was supposed to start the match but had to miss the first two minutes, because he boots were on too tight!
Credit: BT Sport
The 26 year old had to call over a member of the Nice backroom staff to help do up his laces to a satisfactory standard whilst his 10 teammates played the beginning of the match without him.
Despite picking up three red cards this season Balotelli is having a profitable season with 10 Ligue 1 goals as Nice have put together a title push.
What's your favourite ridiculous Balotelli moment?