Bayern Munich's FIFA 17 Stats Are An Absolute Joke

If, in a month's time when you're settling down to a game of FIFA 17 with your mates, do yourselves a favour and immediately establish a 'No One's Allowed To Be Bayern Munich' rule. The German champions' stats for the upcoming game have been leaked and, quite frankly, they're a bit terrifying.

Of course, Carlo Ancelotti's men were always going to be one of the top outfits on the new game, but even with their abundance of talent, we weren't quite expecting the Bavarians to be this strong.

Manuel Neuer, Jerome Boateng and Robert Lewandowski are all ranked 90 or higher, with not a single first XI player being ranked below 84. On top of that, there's still the likes of Arturo Vidal, casually chilling on the substitutes' bench with an 87.

If you're thinking of beginning a Bundesliga career mode, we'd suggest something a little more trying than taking over the reigns at the Allianz Arena.

Topics: FIFA 17, Football, EA Sports, Bayern Munich

Joe Baiamonte

Northerner. Assistant Editor of SPORTbible. Studied Journalism and Broadcasting in a portakabin on a car park of Salford University for three years. Believes football peaked with Serie A in the '90s and strong-arms pro wrestling references into as many articles as possible. Neymar once took 50 euros off me during a game of poker.

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